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  2. tastefullyoffensive:

    How Peaches are Sold in China [full story at rocketnews]

     
  3. world-shaker:

    [leaves this here and backs away]

    (via epic-humor)

     

  4. destiel:

    trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
    image

    (Source: scottish, via caseyanthonyofficial)

     
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  6. When something requires me to do basic math

     
  7. (Source: zaynsmaliks, via epic-humor)

     
  8. mentalalchemy:

    dj-baby-bokchoy:

    this is fucked up

    this fucked me up

    YO WHAT THE FUCK
    I NEED A CIGARETTE
    NO BUT REALLY WHAT DID I JUST GO THROUGH READING THIS

    (via pricklylegs)

     

  9. Me, blazed

     

  10. swonb:

    ambulanceinertia:

    Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

    image

    (via caseyanthonyofficial)

     

  11. How To Date:

    reallybigsword:

    spreadlovenotlies:

    Step 1- Buy her pizza.

    Step 2- Make her cum.

    Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

    (via caseyanthonyofficial)

     

    1. me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
    2. me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
    3. me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
     
  12. gaypee:

    b1oshocked:

    profoak:

    i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

    Can someone please help me understand this?

    no

    (via epic-humor)

     
  13. caseyanthonyofficial:

    fur-hildegard:

    very very very below average

    (Source: closedeyesmile)

     
  14. (Source: memewhore, via pricklylegs)