1. peterfromtexas:

    Meanwhile in Toronto

    (via robot)

     
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  3. zftw:

    genderthief:

    i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

    she’s waiting for the salsa

    (via caseyanthonyofficial)

     

  4. hooddoggy:

    i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     

  5. booforce:

    my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

    (Source: biforce, via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
  6. spiritguide:

    WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
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  9. argea:

    i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

    (via caseyanthonyofficial)

     
  10. peterfromtexas:

    Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via pricklylegs)

     
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  12. octoberspirit:

    twerking4sugardaddy:

    you don’t need drugs to have a good time

    Do you expect me to believe that drugs were not involved here.

    (via afternoonsnoozebutton)

     

  13. emmugh:

    I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

    (via robot)

     

  14. giraffescanflytoo:

    kurdtkocaine:

    so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

    image

    and the next thing i know……

    image

    Do you live in a Sims game

    (Source: acidtrip-n, via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
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